The
Anti-Rudeness in Public Places Act
An
Official Act of the Government of the Great Commonwealth of the Ibrosian Democracy
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d’wesetilk d’ŷe grande wealth d’commune dek Lk’esoeseak-Iboroseỗ
It shall henceforth be unlawful to smoke or
perform any other act proven to endanger health and well-being in public areas
of the Ibrosian Democracy.
Article II
The aforementioned crime (Article I) shall be
considered Common Assault, and a Tort against an individual, for which they can
petition courts for compensation from the committer of the tort should damages
be done against them.
To reflect this status, tobacco shall be
treated in the same respect as any other drug when entering the Great
Commonwealth, in that it shall be tested for purity and returned to the owner
on the grounds that it be for personal usage only.
Being
that smoking is unhealthy and downright idiotic, the Great Commonwealth shall
discourage the use of cigarettes, or any other tobacco product.
Article
V
It shall
be unlawful as in Article II to smoke or perform any action dangerous to public
health in Restaurants, Public Houses, Bars, Hotels (with the exception of
certain marked private rooms) and other public buildings in the Great
Commonwealth.
VI.
Short Title, Commencement and Extent of this Act
(1) This Act may be cited as the Anti-Rudeness
in Public Places Act 2002.
(2) This act shall come into effect upon the
passing by the éhoi and authorisation by the Returning Officer.
(3) This Act extends to
(a)
The
Great Commonwealth
(b)
The
Province of Redéke Island and Dependences
(c)
The
Province of Nova Britannia
“Long Live The Great Commonwealth”